Ice Cream and The Man

A man’s life is best measured by the flavors of ice cream he favors. Share1 Reddit Stumble Pocket Share Tweet Pin +1Shares 1Like this:Like Loading...

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Teens Are Dressing Like Mutant Ninja Turtles Villains

It’s true. Mutant Turtle villains are the style rage for today’s misunderstood and malleable youth. You’re shaking your head no, but yes. Look around. Athleisure wear, tattered shirts, ripped slim jeans, gratuitous bangles, and yummy...

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Bad Toddler Behavior: What To Blame, What To Do

Old people love to murmur but never so much as when around parents of an out of control toddler. You’ve heard their hushed criticisms, the rhetorical questions. Why doesn’t he spank her, or why...

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Neighbor Poop

To The Neighbor Letting His Dog Poop In My Yard: Thanks for Plopping By

Poop In The Yard I found dog poop in the concrete gutter skirting my side yard, a present from the butthole of my neighbor’s Golden Retriever. This is not Trixie’s preferred spot for doing...

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The Day I Get A Porsche

When I turn 59 and a half I’m going to drain my retirement and get a Porsche. This is my day one plan. I have no thought beyond this. Share1 Reddit Stumble Pocket Share...

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A Field Guide to Recognizing Dad Types In The Wild – Part 1

A practical guide to recognizing sorted dad types in the wild. Know just who you’re dealing with. Share3 Tweet1 Reddit Pocket Stumble Share Pin +1Shares 4Like this:Like Loading...

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Manhood: After 35 Years I’ve Arrived

If the reflections in windows, mirrors and elevator doors are right, then I look good. Not boyishly handsome but real grizzled man good. I suffered for years as the boy with the baby face,...

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A Labor of Lawn

God gave man the burden of toiling the earth. The homeowner still answers this call. On his simple plot, he plants, prunes, fertilizes, weeds, mows, and subjugates every leaf and blade, flower and vine....

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The Master of Discernment

I am the definition of the middle-class white male. I drive an 8-year-old Prius, have a well-funded 401K, own two suits, one black and one blue (navy), and wear a clean crew cut that...

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Mancrafting With Instructables

Pinterest is a deep well of inspiration, from themed birthdays to decorative wall art, if you are looking for an idea, it’s there. But, from a dad’s perspective, it lacks what I need for...

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