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My musings and observations on parenting and life. All views are my own and this blog is my place to be right. So everything I say here is right.

My Son Called Me A Poop And It Ruined My Day

My son called me a poop and it ruined my day. This wouldn’t be an issue if my job didn’t require me to pretend to be happy. But it does. I’m in sales. Advertisements...

We Foster, But Not Because We Watch This Is Us

My wife and I foster. We foster kids. I feel it necessary to make the distinction between kids and animals because it seems that in society today the latter would be assumed more so than...

Christmas Stockings: The Perfect Trojan Horse for Revenge

Do you have an enemy or someone in your life who needs to be taught a lesson? Sure you do. What better time to teach them some tough love than at Christmas. What better way...

Things Men Wear To Gain Respect and Feel Powerful

If you’re a man who likes to feel respected and powerful then you need to take an honest look at what you’re wearing. Are you wearing too many pastels, too many soft textures, perhaps...

The Christmas Pimp

Things aren’t as they appear, there’s a poser in our midst. He feeds children the lie that he’s a jolly old soul but parents know him for what he really is, a matchstick man,...

5 Elves Who Couldn’t Cut It

Few employees are A-level talent, some are a solid C, others grade well past F and have no business working in any business. It’s an old but true adage that good talent is just so dang hard...

10 Not So Magical Christmas Moments

Let’s get real, not every Christmas moment is magical. If you’ve seen Christmas Vacation then you already know this. There are the classic scenes of the cat burning the tree, Cousin Eddie dumping toxic...

RIP Friendsgiving

Friendsgiving, it feels like a long time ago now, a time far removed and distant. Possibly a different life altogether. Because it was. It was a life before responsibility, a life without kids. Maybe...

7 Historical Names for Your Boy That Work Better Than Making One Up

Simple is supreme when it comes to naming children. But the sad reality is we live in a society that craves hyper-individualism. Parents engineer all sorts of abominations to make their child stand out...

Life’s A Bucket of Diapers

It’s either Tuesday or Thursday, I know this by the pungent smell assaulting my nostrils, a smell that increases in intensity the closer I draw to the door leading from the mudroom to the...
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